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A Doctor in the House?

Belly up to the bar, boys!
Bartender, it's all on my tab.
I need to tell you folks about,
What I'm building up in my lab.

It's a monster with parts from the graveyard.
When I'm finished he'll be quite a sight.
His neck is studded with electrodes,
And I'm afraid you'll all have a fright.

Now, I'm laying it all on the line, boys,
Because I really don't want a hassle.
I don't need crowds trampling my roses,
Scaring Igor, or burning my castle.

However he turns out remember,
I made him. I did it. He's mine.
So belly up to the bar boys.
Have a drink on old Doc Frankenstein!